"That's funny, every time I touch my pussy like this, my nipples turn into Viking shields."

"Tell me the truth, does this enormous dildo make my cunt look fat?"

Suzie is a real doll but pulling that string out of her ass is the only way you can get her to talk.

Someone socked me in the head, right about here, and now I have my vag hanging out like the Der Wienerschnitzel 'W'