Looks like someone signed her visitors book.

Just like the black widow spider, Bethany liked to have sex with things she could eat, afterwards.

Just because you like to take acid, doesn't mean you can't be clean.

"I don't really want to hurt your feelings, but I've had better first dates."

"It's so hard to take a flattering passport pic, don't you think?"

It was a sad day for hunters, when they were no longer allowed to use crowds of masturbating campers to lure horny bears into a clearing.

It turns out that the Invisible Man has one thing that you can see.

 

"I told her to take her crown off before cleaning the chimney."

 

"I can't decide whether to masturbate or...no heck, I think I'll just masturbate."

 

"Honey, that is so rude! I haven't taken my top off yet."

"Hi I'm Rebecca and for 50 bucks, I'll chop your log."

 

"Great news! I only gave the gardener a handjob this week, honey!"

Get a load of her Mexican Hairless!

Forget Lourdes, it's the miraculous healing waters of Kohler that I'm most interested in. "I'll be out in a couple of hours, sweetie!"

"Don't worry little fellas, I'll have you out of there in no time."