Looks like someone signed her visitors book.

Just like the black widow spider, Bethany liked to have sex with things she could eat, afterwards.

Just because you like to take acid, doesn't mean you can't be clean.

"I don't really want to hurt your feelings, but I've had better first dates."

"It's so hard to take a flattering passport pic, don't you think?"

It was a sad day for hunters, when they were no longer allowed to use crowds of masturbating campers to lure horny bears into a clearing.

It turns out that the Invisible Man has one thing that you can see.