For her science project, Veronica recreated the Long Beach earthquake of 1933.

 

"Feel the Boingggg!"

 

 

Everyone should have an automatic tongue-straightening machine.

"Every fucking year we have to do this, for Becky's Back to School supplies."

"Emergency! We're being attacked from the rear. Fire all torpedoes!"

Dorothy, preparing to take her bar exam.

And I thought it was embarrassing when my mother used to wash behind my ears!

And after all this hard work, Tina Fey still didn't get nominated for an Oscar.

After 45 minutes of her subtle hints going unheeded, Ms. Langom was forced to give young Jeb a failing grade in Sex Ed.

A Glory Ceiling?

 

A first aid teacher demonstrating The Heimdick Maneuver.

A Donald Trump hand-washing machine.